• Hackers



    i'm glad i didn't see this movie as a kid because i would have been fucking obsessed. cinematic masterpiece

  • Frosty the Snowman

    Frosty the Snowman


    they just stole that man's hat?????

  • Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

    Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer


    this movie is so deeply weird

  • The Life & Adventures of Santa Claus

    The Life & Adventures of Santa Claus


    a family can be a lioness, a fairy, and a child they found on the ground

    this movie is buckwild, i highly recommend for fans of rankin/bass stop motion animation

  • Happiest Season

    Happiest Season


    as someone who grew up with an extremely overbearing family they were afraid to come out to, some of this movie was extremely stressful! but ultimately i loved it and enjoyed it

  • The Queen's Gambit

    The Queen's Gambit


    i believe in beth/cleo supremacy

  • A Girl Like Grace

    A Girl Like Grace


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this movie is not very good.

    it's an ambitious attempt to tell a nuanced story of a girl discovering her sexuality and identity, but its message is ultimately pretty muddled.


    i also don't know how this movie is rated PG-13 when it has a gratuitous rape scene and shows a character committing suicide on-screen.

    i wanted to like this more than i did. however, i did discover it was filmed in my hometown about ten minutes in, so i give it an extra star because i had a lot of fun pausing every few minutes to freak out about a location i recognized

  • Scream



    i wanted to show my wife this movie bc they had never seen it and was confronted with the reality of billy loomis being played by jughead's dad. wife loved the movie though so that was fun :)

  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body


    when i was sixteen i picked this to be part of a bad movie night because i heard it was bad, but my gay ass fell in love with it instead

    still holds up tbh

  • Over the Garden Wall

    Over the Garden Wall


    its the reason for the season

  • Camp



    this movie didn't age as badly as i thought it would. anna kendrick singing "the ladies who lunch" slaps

  • Underworld



    this movie didn't make me gay but it sure helped