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  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    Ferris Bueller's Day Off

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    *pitch meeting*

    Guy 1: "We have this idea for a movie but it's just 103 minutes of pure fun, but occasionally a character or two will go insane and (maybe?) attempt suicide and it's gonna be kinda scary but it will discount the idea of our main character being a massive sociopath because he actually sometimes realizes that his actions have consequences and he knows what's best for his friends and he loves them and he's actually a pretty good guy."

    Guy 2: "What he said."

    Guy 3: "Sociopath?"



    yeah i don't really know what that was, but this is a pretty good movie.

  • The Croods: A New Age

    The Croods: A New Age

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    This movie is a gay porn with a little bit less porn.

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  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

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    Literally perfect, but gets even better while watching it with friends and commenting on how gay mark and eduardo are.

  • Jojo Rabbit

    Jojo Rabbit

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    I know I have too many five stars and I consider too many films "perfect" but I am so lucky to be able to see so many good movies. I'm constantly being blown away by watching and just thinking about films that I struggle finding a flaw with. This is one of them.

    It tells a bold story, one that can't have been easy to write. There is so many elements and and twists and symbols and whatnot in this…