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  • An American Pickle

    An American Pickle


    Give Seth Rogen the MTV Movie Award for Most Delightful Accent

  • The Endless

    The Endless


    I dunno, maybe UFO death cults aren't so bad after all

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  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire


    No spoilers but I didn’t breathe for the last few minutes of this movie

  • Knives Out

    Knives Out


    A movie as good as its sweaters (the sweaters are excellent)