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  • Godzilla



    loved when godzilla bitchslapped the one monster into the building with his tail. lots of cool shots and a couple little nods that i enjoyed.

    overall a decent break from the sort of movie i've been watching lately. not bowled over by it like some others seem to be, but it was still fun enough. i wish it didn't have so many 'disaster action movie' clichés though--for me this really weakened the film. i also feel that the 'insignificant humans' thing could have been played better and to a much greater effect.

  • The Sex Monster

    The Sex Monster

    "the nightmare is that they wanted nothing to do with me. i was locked out."

    at least this feels like it's making fun of men that fetishize sapphic women. it's got a lot of other problems, though, like that the basic premise is that any woman can "become" bisexual AND that same-sex sex is like some turbo-drive for a woman's sexuality. the whole "cock hungry nymphos" line near the end sums that up, but it's still agonizing to watch the…

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  • The Accused

    The Accused


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    jesus christ, watching this was a two-hour-long mistake in 2018. i know THAT's not the film's fault but whatever, here we go:

    it feels like a made-for-tv movie, and the process of the quasi-happy ending does not seem realistic in any way.

    also you're not a hero if you gawk at a gangrape for like 10 minutes, beginning to end, and THEN call 911 once the victim gets away by a stroke of luck with literally zero help, least of all from you. fuck the valorization of that weak asshole.

    watch an SVU episode instead.

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire


    another home run for Sciamma in my book. can’t wait to see this again in February. it’s at 4.4, i don’t need to heap praise on it but i will...once i gather my damn thoughts cause this nearly destroyed me