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The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 2004
SEXUAL CRIMES IN THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE:
- Spongebob sneaks into the shower to touch Squidward
- Patrick exposes himself in front of the crowd
- Plankton marries Karen against her will
- Patrick exposes himself in front of Princess Mindy
- A monster grabs Patrick and rips his trousers off
- Dennis stabs Hasselhoff’s ass
- Squidward has his whole thang hanging out of his fly -
FleshEater 1988
The DVD cover for this was “Zombie Nosh” in bright yellow bold impact font so it was a no-brainer (pun intended) to watch this.
It’s just a very low budget zombie film, which interestingly is directed by the guy who plays the first zombie in Night of the Living Dead. He more or less reprises the role in this. There’s some good effects but it’s no Savini. The buildups to some of the kills are so drawn out they become comical. Probably worth watching if you’re into this kind of perverted crap
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Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life 2005
This movie taught me that jacking off is evil and that the girls who are in porn are devils
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The Zone of Interest 2023
First time watching a film alone in a cinema. I don’t think a film has ever made me feel this way before. It ended six hours ago but I still feel a deep sickness in the pit of my stomach. Walking out of the dark theatre and into the brightly lit mall filled with hundreds of people is a feeling I don’t think I will get again. I’ve been at work and I’ve had to stop myself just collapsing into…