Peter Burt

Peter Burt

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22, he/him, stressed bisexual
Favourites are the last four films I gave 10/10

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  • The Conjuring

    The Conjuring

    ★★★★

    I haven’t seen this since 2013. Since then, I have been afraid of grandfather clocks. If you see a grandfather clock in a horror movie, some spooky shit’s about to go down. Them things evil.

    In terms of ghost-train horror - a term I’ve heard to describe horror that’s more about ghouls and fun spooks - this is one of the tops. There’s a reason it caused a cultural shockwave and sparked a whole cinematic universe. While not deep or…

  • The Exorcist

    The Exorcist

    ★★★★½

    HOLY. SHIT.

    This is a movie, baby. An epic, sweeping horror movie that’s also intimate, slow, and sad. It deserves its status as an all-timer.

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  • Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    ★★★

    More movies should have the 'From the Book of Saw' subtitle. Think about it.

    Bee Movie: From the Book of Saw
    JoJo Rabbit: From the Book of Saw
    Hubie Halloween: From the Book of Saw

    Yeah. Anyway.

    After my recent Saw journey, where I watched all the movies for the first time back-to-back, I was pumped to see this. Unfortunately, Spiral left me somewhat underwhelmed.

    There's a legitimately great Saw movie buried in here. Sadly, all the atmosphere in the…

  • The Woman in the Window

    The Woman in the Window

    ★½

    Bruh wtf

    The most confounding and unintentionally hilarious thriller since The Snowman. This is high praise. Now, it’s not quite as entertaining as that magical piece of kino, but it’s something.