This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Meh. Neither here nor there. Watch it or don’t, you won’t remember what happens for the most part.

The most amazing thing is that Frank Grillo is OLDER THAN MY DAD AND LOOKS BETTER THAN I EVER WILL.

Frank Grillo can grill-o my frank anytime.

A movie I could watch a thousand times and never grow weary of it. A delight to the senses, a symphony of complexity. It’s like sipping on the finest Bordeaux you’ve ever had but for your eyes and ears.

It’s flaws are overshadowed by the potent 70’s FLAVOR this one brings. 

You can practically taste the untrimmed bush and debaucherous, unprotected sex.

You can’t not love the BDSM Pharisees, homoerotic Roman centurions, or the knockout performance Judas gives at the START of this mfer. 

If you’re not into it in the first 15 minutes, you won’t like the rest.