Thumbsucker ★★½

#11: Watch a movie starring respectful Virgo king Keanu Reeves. The cheesier, the better. Bonus points if it’s one of the last two Matrix films or John Wick 3.

this is SO SO SOOOO long and kinda boring. it really does feel like three different movies in one. keanu fully would just float in and out at random intervals to remind me why i bothered w this film and well. look all i'm saying i could've just fast-forwarded to his parts and i would've been good to go

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