Doctor Who: The Return of Doctor Mysterio ½

steven moffat never ceases to amaze me. for instance, in this he managed to put in everything i hate about his era of doctor who and combine it with everything i hate about marvel, as well as continue to write women like they're made of cardboard and completely ignore anything remotely to do with christmas, the literal reason this episode was made. a half star for the mention of this show's Saving Grace and apparent lone emotional anchor, river song, but otherwise this is dead to me and I'm going to watch the fish christmas episode eight hundred times instead.