The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies ★★½

me: tbh this movie isn't really that bad. I love galadriel, the radiant sun, and the scene where she gracefully KICKS SOME SHADOW ASS is iconic and deserved awards
that fucking white orc: [appears and then takes like ten years and five fake deaths to die jesus christ peter you fooled NO ONE when it was floating about under the ice like by then WE KNEW! WE KNEW IT WASN'T GOING TO DIE THAT FAST BC WE STILL HAD A SHRED OF HOPE LEFT WHICH HAD TO DIE BEFORE IT COULD]
me: NEVER FUCKING MIND

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