• Hercules

    Hercules

    ★★★½

    zero to hero is THE greatest bop created for a disney flick I SAID WHAT I SAID AND I WILL NOT BACK DOWN

  • The Haunting of Bly Manor

    The Haunting of Bly Manor

    ★★★★★

    what’s going on at bly manor (trauma) and how you can help (lesbianism)

  • The Haunting of Hill House

    The Haunting of Hill House

    ★★★★★

    sometimes things that are about trauma are traumatic,

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

    Kill Bill: Vol. 1

    ★★★★½

    where has the pussy wagon been all my life

  • Charlie's Angels

    Charlie's Angels

    ★★★

    is it bad? yes. is it also good? also yes. do not question me i am here to look at kristen stewart's haircut

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

    Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

    ★★★★

    dont remember precisely what day in the last month i watched this but i do remember exactly where i was the first time i saw elizabeth in the pirate king getup because it changed me on a molecular level

  • Stardust

    Stardust

    ★★★½

    SHAKESPEARE GAY

  • The Old Guard

    The Old Guard

    ★★★½

    charlize with the big cool axe if you’re reading this i am free on thursday night and would like to be taken out with the big cool axe. please take me out with the big cool axe on thursday night when i am free

  • Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

    Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

    ★★★★★

    this movie: [scooby has become an extreme brainiac while shaggy has become a hulking jock]
    me, standing on my sofa, furiously clapping and wiping tears from my eyes: this is exactly what orson welles would’ve wanted

  • Scooby-Doo

    Scooby-Doo

    ★★★★★

    james gunn confirming Velma was gay in the original script has melded my tinhat to my head once and for all

  • Little Women

    Little Women

    ★★★★★

    cried so hard my extremely cool and intimidating fifteen year old cousin made fun of me

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

    Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

    ★★★★½

    now THIS is a FLICK