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  • The Invisible Guest

    The Invisible Guest

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    this is like gone girl's sexy spanish cousin

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

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    mac and dennis move to the suburbs (2016)

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  • Mamma Mia!

    Mamma Mia!

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    sophie probably doesn’t even have a dad what if meryl streep’s uterus just did that

  • The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

    The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

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    *michael scott voice* if i had a gun with two bullets and i was in a room with hitler, bin laden, and jacob black, i would shoot jacob black twice