PolaroidJack has written 2 reviews for films rated ★★ .

  • A Clockwork Orange

    A Clockwork Orange

    ★★

    This movie's not as great as Good Burger (1997) the more I think about it. Maybe if British people could think of a more interesting way to decorate their dystopian futures than tacky ass Hobby Lobby wallpaper and characters that talk in 10th layer of hell Cockney, maybe I'd actually give a shit about the movie your sophomore year of college communication arts major girlfriend has on her dorm wall

  • Juno

    Juno

    ★★

    Juno feels like I'm watching my middle school rumor drama unfold but everyone wears those $10 graphic tees you get at Target and kickstarter music plays in the background every so often.