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  • Silent Hill

    Silent Hill


    Genuinely expected this to be absolute garbage and was pleasantly surprised that it was actually pretty fun. Fully watching this so I can watch the sequel in June and I have no idea what the quality on that one is gonna be like but at least I got one fun movie out of that. 

    Video game movies are tricky and I’m not really a person who particularly cares about adapting them. I feel like video games already undermine themselves by…

  • Death Race 2000

    Death Race 2000


    I remember when I was in high school there was a recurring joke a few kids on my bus had with our very patient and reluctant bus driver was that instead of waiting for middle schoolers to get out and fill up the bus we could simply drive off and get home earlier and that all the points she would get would more than justify the danger. Yes this joke got old after the second time I heard it and…

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  • Us and Them

    Us and Them


    You know I was crying about the dad’s letter and when they show how his New Year’s dinners slowly got less and less busy I was gone.

  • The Owls

    The Owls


    This is absolutely rough around the edges but I think it’s super important and super engaging. The actual plot of this movie is kinda messy and irrelevant but I like to see the gears turning in Cheryl Dunye’s head cause she’s really smart and as an exploration on the way queer women change generation to generation it really worked. I really appreciated the one woman who was basically like a lot of old lesbians can be really terfy and we need…