jessie

i have terrible opinions
i like horror and movies that make me sad

Favorite films

  • Short Term 12
  • Martyrs
  • Thirteen
  • Revenge

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  • Happiest Season

    ★★★★

  • The Guilty

    ★★½

  • Bad Moms

    ★½

  • Don't Breathe

    ★★★★

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  • Happiest Season

    Happiest Season

    ★★★★

    hey i’m back

    i’ll be reviewing more in the new year. but this movie was so cute and i really enjoyed it. a fun romcom type movie that i’m sure i’ll be rewatching as years pass.

  • The Guilty

    The Guilty

    ★★½

    not terrible but literally The Call but with a white male lead and didn’t need to be made

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  • A Classic Horror Story

    A Classic Horror Story

    ★★★

    i’m a simple woman i see matilda lutz wielding a shotgun and i smile 

    much better than i excepted! borrows elements from all kinds of great movies and wraps them into a strange yet entertaining experience. sometimes i felt like maybe it was trying to do too much but that’s just me being nit-picky. solid performances, great atmosphere and some gore thrown in as well. there were parts of the reveal/twist/whatever that i saw coming and others i did not. the post credit bit was a nice little touch as well. definitely a step above the majority of what netflix produces.

  • Fear Street: 1994

    Fear Street: 1994

    ★★★★

    tag yourself i’m the kid who said “suck it pig” when being interrogated by the police. 

    i was pleasantly surprised by this! it’s not exactly a re-invention of the slasher genre but it is welcome entry. i would imagine it has the same effect on a younger person as someone that same age watching Scream when it first came out. the cast are all very talented and entertaining to watch. the atheistic was 90s without feeling too forced, and the…