“Rifkin thought the concept could be developed for PBS. Rifkin thought Barney had appeal because he was not as neurotic as Big Bird.“

i’ve always blamed fincher for the terrible rosamund pike performance in gone girl but maybe she’s just a dinner theater ham through and through. god this is bad!

why is the climax of this movie steve carell saying “i declare bankruptcy”? why is this longer than lawrence of arabia? why does gal gadot act like a senator who got roped into doing snl? why does a major screenplay have a scene that starts “you’re so funny—the thing you just said made me laugh so hard”? why is the barometer for kristen wiig’s humanity a kindly black panhandler? why is there a parable about palestine? why did the aspect ratio change for the christmas scene? why did chris pine come back as dermot mulroney?

as if your most insufferable facebook friend got a million dollars to make whatever she wanted. staggeringly obvious jokes on staggeringly obvious topics. unspeakably awful.