Avengers: Infinity War

Avengers: Infinity War ★★★

...hoo boy. Hello, mixed feelings, my old friend. On the one hand, this has some of the most inspired moments I’ve seen yet in a Marvel movie, reaching for a Kirby-esque cosmic scale and frequently succeeding (plus most of everything with the Guardians goes over like gangbusters). On the other hand...

(Alright, everyone, spoiler time! You know the drill. Vigenere cipher, password “MADTITAN”. Let’s go.)

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