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2020 in film, ranked

23 films

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  • Pet Sematary
  • Killer Klowns from Outer Space
  • My Bloody Valentine
  • The Lost Boys
  • Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives

Horror movies ranked solely by the quality of their plot recap songs

7 films

RULES: 1) No entries from horror musicals allowed. (Yes, this rule exists solely so I don't make every other entry…

  • 10 Cloverfield Lane
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • The 36th Chamber of Shaolin
  • The 39 Steps
  • The 400 Blows

My Favorite Movies

540 films

An absurdly comprehensive list of all of the movies that I love more than life itself. Alphabetized because I can't…

  • Bad Boys II
  • Bulworth
  • London Has Fallen
  • Paranormal Activity

Accidental Verhoeven Syndrome

4 films

Films with thematic elements, plot points, or aesthetic choices that are so utterly, maddeningly over-the-top that you can make an…

  • Lupin the Third: The Castle of Cagliostro
  • Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
  • Castle in the Sky
  • My Neighbor Totoro
  • Grave of the Fireflies

The Comprehensive Miyazaki/Ghibli Rewatch List

23 films

I'm rewatching every Hayao Miyazaki and Studio Ghibli movie in order of release because seriously what else am I going…

  • Parasite
  • The Lighthouse
  • Us
  • The Irishman
  • Knives Out
  • The 5th Wave
  • Alien
  • All the Way
  • American Psycho
  • The Ant Bully

EVIL LIBERAL MOVIES AND THEIR POT-SMOKING BISEXUAL COMMUNIST SCIENTOLOGIST VEGAN AGENDAS

190 films

MURICA

A sequel list to this one. All entries taken from Conservapedia's "Worst Liberal Movies" list. Dubious descriptions in the…

  • The 6th Day
  • 17 Again
  • 127 Hours
  • A Bug's Life
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child

Movies conservatives are convinced are totally conservative, guys, no, seriously, believe us

144 films

All entries taken from Conservapedia's "Greatest Conservative Movies" list. Dubious explanations in the comments. Entries from Army of Darkness to Trainspotting are…

  • Color Out of Space
  • Daniel Isn't Real
  • Parasite
  • Samurai Marathon
  • The Lodge

Beyond Fest 2019

15 films

THE YEAR NO ONE COMES HOME

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
  • Batman
  • Big Trouble in Little China
  • Django
  • Don't Go in the Woods

Plot recap songs

18 films

Movies with original songs that roughly follow or retell the plot of the film. No musicals or movies about musicians.…

  • Final Exam
  • The House on Sorority Row
  • The Initiation
  • Friday the 13th Part 2

Slasher movies ranked by the respective collateral damage of their teen pranks

4 films

Slasher Movie Survival Rule #39: never trust anyone who mentions the words “harmless” and “prank” in the same sentence.

As…

  • Godzilla
  • Shin Godzilla
  • Godzilla vs. Biollante
  • Terror of Mechagodzilla
  • Godzilla vs. Hedorah