Thunderball

Thunderball ★★

Writer: I have a third James Bond movie for you.
CEO: Perfect, people love these movies
Writer: Exactly, I was thinking of making James Bond even hornier
CEO: Hmmm will this age well in 55 years?
Writer: Not at all! We will even have the villain try to rape one of the women.
CEO: OH MY GOD! How is that not going to be the biggest talking point of the film?
Writer: Well there will be sharks in the movie.
CEO: There will be sharks?! Why didn't you mention that first?!
Writer: Do you think that will make people forget about all the horny men?
CEO: I forgot everything you just said, what type of sharks are they?

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