David Buhrmaster

David Buhrmaster

But don’t go by me, I broke a shoelace this morning.

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  • Shiva Baby

    Shiva Baby


    it doesn’t suck productions
    Irving Hardy Post Production Services
    neon heart productions
    A Dimbo Pictures Production
    An It Doesn’t Suck Productions Production
    A Bad Mensch Production
    A Thick Media Production
    In association with Neon Heart Productions
    In association with Irving Hardy

  • Fifty Shades of Grey

    Fifty Shades of Grey

    I hated this and it is terrible. I will be watching both sequels.

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  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie


    This film was simultaneously greatly entertaining and wildly infuriating to watch. Zendaya is phenomenal as Malcolm, or Marie, I’m not really sure whom I couldn’t pay attention the whole time. It’s like my eyes were engaged by my mind was just dulled by the constant drone of pointless drama. I’m pretty sure I won’t remember this in a year. But hey, it was... fun? Maybe? 4 stars. Actually, that’s way too high; I wanted it to end 40 minutes in.…

  • Tenet



    Should have been called Twilight World, like Jurassic World but for Twilight.

    Seriously though, I actually really enjoyed this. Nolan took Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban and turned it up to 11.

    I honestly got exactly what I wanted from this movie. Don’t get me wrong, I only understood like 80% of what went on at best, and I definitely needed those subtitles. But beyond that? Hell of a good time. Crazy good score and visuals, plus Kenneth Branagh…