• The Love Witch

    The Love Witch


    ladies you already know this is the energy we are trying to exude this october! gaslight, goddess, girlboss! my ass is fat and my aura is threatening!

  • Perfect Blue

    Perfect Blue


    i truly feel so represented by characters in the hot girl goes insane cinematic universe

  • Possession



    shoutout to milf and dilf centric surreal horror gotta be one of my favourite genres

  • Corpse Bride

    Corpse Bride


    all i want is to be a pretty depressed victorian ghost lady that wears fancy dresses and plays piano and has fleeting romances with men who look like they haven’t slept in a week to a danny elfman score please i am begging!

  • The Conjuring

    The Conjuring


    james wan made lorraine a medium and ed a demonologist because it aligns with the milf and dilf acronyms

  • The Thing

    The Thing


    me, walking in on the husky-thing absorbing everything else in the kennel: what the dog doin

  • Alien



    i hope this happens to jeff bezos on his next trip to space

  • Get Out

    Get Out


    one terrifying thing about this movie is jordan peele’s ability to identify and replicate the absolute whitest mannerisms in existence. pronouncing garbage as “gar-baaj”? uncanny.

  • Suspiria



    truly would not mind being murdered if it was this cinematic

  • The Guilty

    The Guilty


    let’s be honest we all know they confined him to the call centre because the other officers didn’t want to deal with his stank

  • House



    all movies should be like this: camp as fuck and also so incomprehensible that you can’t even tell what’s going on

  • Dear Evan Hansen

    Dear Evan Hansen

    you know, i don’t think that stephen chbosky has ever met an actual teenager