X-Men Origins: Wolverine

X-Men Origins: Wolverine ★★

Wake me when it's over.
-Victor Creed

This is a very forgettable movie. I’m really hoping the next few are better because this series is starting to lose me. This movie isn't bad because "they got Deadpool wrong." That would be a generosity.

Try the obviously unfinished CGI making painful contrast with the level of spectacle they thought they were going for. Or the consistently terrible setup references to other X-Men films, because this is a prequel so EVERYTHING has to link to something! Or the awful placement of "fan-favourite" X-Men characters merely for the sake of them being in the film. This movie would be 10x better if the head of dead pool cracked a joke or something

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