• Poetry



    POETRY is, inevitably, a film that strives to be poetic throughout, and yet come the end a few infuriating flaws detract from the experience. The first is the running time, which is way too long for such a slender story. I know this was intended to be a realistic mood piece, dealing with the older generation so that a slow and sedate pace reflects the lives of the characters, but seriously? An hour could easily have been cut out to…

  • Oasis



    Films don’t come much rawer than or as emotionally challenging as ‘Oasis’. No movie in recent memory has translated so clearly the secret language of lovers normally lost on the rest of the world. Perhaps the most harrowing screen romance ever. What makes this film absolutely fantastic but also terrifying at the same time is not how it portrays raw human emotions but the inability to escape the prison made of them. If deep humanism and filmic craft are your criteria, it's one of the best world movies ever made. Period.

  • Burning



    Burning is a superior thriller with a double edge ... Powerfully enigmatic and immaculately constructed ... A landmark film, stunning in execution and engrossing in its narrative. Wherever you land on the film's meaning, the picture that finally comes into view is a difficult one to shake. This is the kind of film that all but demands a second viewing in order to appreciate the complex elegance of the design, assembled from details systematically calculated to lend themselves to more…

  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant

    Nothing is more frustrating than watching a science fiction movie full of incompetent scientists doing things against common sense ... the characters from this movie are the reason why shampoo needs to have instructions. Even someone with basic knowledge of biology knows not to explore an unknown planet without a suit and a quarantine chamber.

  • Prometheus



    The Bald Albino saw a Cardi B video and decided it was time.

  • Alien Resurrection

    Alien Resurrection

    I've always suggested that every Alien movie was a different genre: Alien was horror, Aliens was action, Alien 3 was a thriller, and Resurrection was a COMEDY.

  • Alien³



    if that dog had belonged to John Wick...we would witness the cruelest xenomorph massacre in the entire franchise.

  • Aliens



    What I can't understand is, this movie is so simple yet so effective, you'd expect a hundred films like this to happen afterwards. Yet here we are.

    PS : You know, the queen xeno vs Ripley is like the ultimate girl fight in the history of cinema.

  • Alien



    Man, I don't know if there is a sound as horrifying as that repetitive high-pitched drone playing against that heart-beat like pulsing rhythm. That sound alone evokes such an extreme sense of fear. Most other sound effects in horror movies unsettle me but they don't cause a full on physiological reaction like that does. That sound makes you feel so trapped, claustrophobic, and just stressed out. I actually feel an immediate raise in my heart-rate when I hear it that makes me feel like I am going to go into cardiac arrest at any second. Love it!

  • I Know This Much Is True

    I Know This Much Is True


    Thank the television gods for Mark Ruffalo. His voice alone is enough to make you cry.

  • American Psycho

    American Psycho


    American Pyscho is a funny-one-minute, horrifying-the-next film. Highly entertaining movie with enough edgy humor to prickle our senses. Rounded out with crisp, antiseptic photography and a soundtrack mixing the brilliant and the deliberately banal, this is a powerhouse journey into the dark side. What's best about the movie is the density of its satire. Its wry social commentary permeates every aspect of the filmmaking. Funny at times, scary at others, and thought provoking throughout. A very cool satire.

  • Searching



    Can I take a moment to appreciate how this is, like, the only film I’ve seen in my memory in which the plot centers around Asian-Americans but isn’t about their Asian-American-ness?

    Searching is unlike any modern thriller I've seen, and actually knows how to do social media and the online world right, without being gimmicky. The new approach to the material helps to make it come alive in ways that might not have happened if it had been told in…