• The Hitcher

    The Hitcher

    ★★★½

    when I was 10 I was terrified of Rutger Hauer when I saw him in Flesh + Blood and this movie then further validated my fear of him

  • The Conjuring

    The Conjuring

    ★★★

    yes it’s filled to the brim with tropes and isn’t that creative but i love to have fun so

  • Slumber Party Massacre II

    Slumber Party Massacre II

    ★★★

    Much more creative, stylized and visually interesting than the first one....not quite a Nightmare on Elm Street rip off but very obviously inspired by it lol. Also I am a big fan of the killer's ridiculous guitar drill

  • Relic

    Relic

    ★★★½

    Didn't quite hit for me but I like what they were trying to do

  • Guinea Pig 3: He Never Dies

    Guinea Pig 3: He Never Dies

    ★★★½

    @ all the people who gave this a bad review: please learn to have some fun

  • The Jitters

    The Jitters

    ★★½

    I liked how it was only 80 minutes long

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★

    Toxic masculinity for the win!

  • Deadly Lessons

    Deadly Lessons

    Dear lord

  • Dave Made a Maze

    Dave Made a Maze

    ★★½

    A really fun and creative idea ruined by bad acting and awful dialogue

  • Bloody Pit of Horror

    Bloody Pit of Horror

    ★★

    Needed more blood.