Favorite films

  • Nashville
  • Collateral
  • The Tales of Hoffmann
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

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  • A Snake of June

    ★★★½

  • Halloween Kills

    ★½

  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    ★★★★

  • Poser

    ★★★½

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  • Poser

    Poser

    ★★★½

    Was initially unsure why this was included in the lineup for a horror festival, but then realized that it 1) Takes place in Ohio, and 2) Involves a character earnestly Googling "how to start a podcast" - truly terrifying stuff.

  • Death Becomes Her

    Death Becomes Her

    ★★★½

    Too much talk these days about the beach that makes you old, not enough talk about Isabella Rossellini's potion that makes you young.

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  • Love Songs

    Love Songs

    ★★★½

    Everyone is wearing scarves and singing and being sad and bi. Nice film

  • Girltrash: All Night Long

    Girltrash: All Night Long

    ★★★★

    2020 Queer Challenge

    La La Land didn't win Best Picture because the Academy knew it was just a lazy ripoff of the Red Light, Green Light song from the motion picture Girltrash: All Night Long (2014).

    I genuinely can't imagine a world in which I would not enjoy an overly earnest lesbian musical about the hardships of living in LA...like I know who I am this shit was made for me.