Favorite films

  • Nashville
  • Collateral
  • The Tales of Hoffmann
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

Recent activity

  • A Snake of June


  • Halloween Kills


  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage


  • Poser


Recent reviews

  • Poser



    Was initially unsure why this was included in the lineup for a horror festival, but then realized that it 1) Takes place in Ohio, and 2) Involves a character earnestly Googling "how to start a podcast" - truly terrifying stuff.

  • Death Becomes Her

    Death Becomes Her


    Too much talk these days about the beach that makes you old, not enough talk about Isabella Rossellini's potion that makes you young.

Popular reviews

  • Love Songs

    Love Songs


    Everyone is wearing scarves and singing and being sad and bi. Nice film

  • Girltrash: All Night Long

    Girltrash: All Night Long


    2020 Queer Challenge

    La La Land didn't win Best Picture because the Academy knew it was just a lazy ripoff of the Red Light, Green Light song from the motion picture Girltrash: All Night Long (2014).

    I genuinely can't imagine a world in which I would not enjoy an overly earnest lesbian musical about the hardships of living in LA...like I know who I am this shit was made for me.