The Addams Family ½

Me: Im so bored

My brain: Then watch a movie

Me: Puts on Addams family (2019)

My brain: This looks.........interesting

Me: Why are the humans scared of the Addams when the Addams look more normal than them lmao

My brain: These designs look like they took 10 minutes to make and were created by a 4th grader who still thinks pokemon go is relevant

Me: Why did someone in my class see this shite TWO DAYS IN A ROW

my brain: Then again he calls his English teacher mom so im not surprised

Me: Holy shit that "Margaux" lady took the karen haircut to a whole new level

My brain: Starts deleting cells

Me: Wow Karen is a pervert, spying on her neighbors, thats a no no

My brain: ERROR. ERROR. BRAIN. MALFUNCTION.

The movie: I LIKE IT LIKE THATTTTT

Me: Wow what a great way to be "hip with the kids" by playing a cardi b song whats next WAP in your sequel

My brain. JSKSLLSPWIDNHSGTBXHSDKJSGHHSJKL

Me: Did...... that guy just say..... this is LIT..... stop.... no.... fuck you.....

My brain: ERROR. Your brain has failed to process that stupidity

The movie: The woman of my dreams sHe sMeLls liKe a bAbYs DiPpeR

My brain: *deletes itself*

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