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Teen Witch 1989
This movie’s poster implied a teenage witch on a broom being all witchy and instead I got a random music video of cheerleaders singing about how much they like boys, an unrelated class full of student extras chanting “Condoms!” enthusiastically, and a rap battle that will never be topped. This was terrible 80s garbage but I had a smile on my stupid fucking face the entire time.
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Billie Eilish: The World's a Little Blurry 2021
There was a time not too long ago when a certain earworm of a song was inescapable, your body became familiar to the vibrations of the bass from the random car next to you blasting it at a red light. I wanted nothing more but for that song to fade into obscurity along with whoever sang it, until one night “when the party’s over” came on and I quickly found myself in awe of what I was hearing, it was…
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Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) 2020
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
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