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  • Dog Soldiers
  • Menace II Society
  • From Dusk Till Dawn
  • Scarface

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  • There's Someone Inside Your House

    ★★

  • Pumpkins

    ★★

  • One Self: Fish/Girl

    ★½

  • The Gateway

    ★★

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  • There's Someone Inside Your House

    There's Someone Inside Your House

    ★★

    What starts as a fairly engaging, if not wholly original, slasher flick very quickly spirals into a shadow of what it could have been, and an even paler ghost of what it strived to be.

    The story here is, unfortunately, about as rote as you’d expect from a slasher these days. New girl at school, troubled past, group of misfit friends with their own secrets and demons, masked killer stalking the town. Truly, there is nothing unique here. There’s nothing…

  • Blood Vessel

    Blood Vessel

    ★★★

    Every once in a while you come across a movie that seems tailor made for you. That just seems to check all the necessary boxes for your optimum enjoyment. No stone seems unturned and no narrative device appears ignored. No narrative machinations avoided and no plot progressions overlooked. The movie just looks, for lack of better terminology, fuckin perfect. That was me with Blood Vessel. This movie didn’t just call to me, didn’t just beckon for my attention; it fucking…

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  • It

    It

    ★★★½

    Long book + Long movie= Very long review/analysis

    The first time I read Stephen King's gargantuan tire block of a book IT I was probably much to young to fully understand or enjoy most of what I was reading. I was 9 or 10 years old, only a little younger then the protagonists of the story, and I was determined to read a horror novel with more to offer then the whimsical terrors of Goosebumps and Fear Street. I don't…

  • The Ritual

    The Ritual

    ★★★★

    Folk tales and fables, legends and myths, are all my bread and butter. I eat that kind of stuff up like I need it to live, but every once and a while a really solid entry slips right through my fingers. I remember buying the book this movie is based on when it first came out and giving it to one of my brothers as a birthday gift, without so much as a second thought or a selfishly precursory read…