Favorite films

  • No Country for Old Men
  • The Green Mile
  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
  • Love & Mercy

Recent activity

  • Licorice Pizza


  • The Power of the Dog


  • Don't Look Up


  • tick, tick...BOOM!


Pinned reviews

  • Garden State

    Garden State


    Why the hell is Florence Pugh dating Zach Braff? Florence, if you like guys from New Jersey who are only attractive at certain angles, I’m right here 😉. I’m also not your dads age, so there’s that.

  • We Need to Talk About Kevin

    We Need to Talk About Kevin


    Ok yes, the kid is practically the spawn of satan. But, if you walk in on your kid jerkin it and you make prolonged eye contact instead of immediately closing the door, there’s blame on both sides.

Recent reviews

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza


    PTA Ranked

    “How are you doing?”
    “Divorced, but losing weight so good.”

    I think I’m in love with Alana Haim.

  • The Matrix Resurrections

    The Matrix Resurrections


    I watched this movie twice in a 7 hour span (not by choice), but I’m kind of glad I did because it was a lot better the second time. I’m not really sure why but I was so not about it during the first watch. It just shoved everything I hated about the other 2 sequels right in my face and I was so tired with it.

    Although I stand by a lot of my original thoughts, mainly that there…

Popular reviews

  • The Truman Show

    The Truman Show


    “In case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight.”

    When I was a senior in high school, I was one of the morning announcement guys (I know, I know). Every morning my sign off was that quote, in the hopes that when anyone from my school watched this movie, they would hear that quote and go
    “🙄 *scoff* the morning announcement guy.”

    If that has happened even once, it was a success.

  • The Little Things

    The Little Things


    Wow I related to this so much! Especially the scene where Rami Malek and Denzel are in a car talking about how bored they are while waiting for something to happen...