Absolutely fucked in the best way possible. I think I fucked up a first date watching this, and I'm not 100% mad about it.

There is no dialogue for the first half an hour of this movie, and when Vinnie finally speaks, it's like you were holding your breath.

Went to see this on a first date, and it's starting to look like that was a bad idea

A primer going into this review: I am drunk.

This movie knows how to have a good time and doesn't care if you're not. People who make fun of this movie because of the Nike Swoosh obviously haven't seen it in a while, there is absolutely stupider stuff.