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  • El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    ★★★★

    can we all at least agree that badger and skinny pete are definitely gay and in love with each other and living together because that is MY truth

  • Ma

    Ma

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this was, I think.....one of the funniest movies I’ve seen in a long time? LMAO anyways here’s a list of my thoughts I kept in a note on my phone while watching this:

    • the blonde girl went to the bathroom TWICE and didn’t wash her hands EITHER TIME????

    • “as we all know, being bullied in high school makes you a murderer” - my gf

    • “girl, you need a man” “girl, you need to watch your mouth” SJSKDJSKDJSJSHSJSHDK…

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  • Brokeback Mountain

    Brokeback Mountain

    ★★★★½

    imagine being gay and all you have to eat is beans

  • The Favourite

    The Favourite

    ★★★★★

    can you imagine being a fucking rabbit and just sitting there watching the literal queen of england bottom for rachel weisz every single night