• Midnight Mass

    Midnight Mass

    when what you’ve been waiting for for months fully lives up to your ridiculous expectations.

    (also i know it’s called midnight mass but only mike flanagan and His Cast could get me through this amount of incessant preaching)

  • Scenes from a Marriage

    Scenes from a Marriage

    being a child of separated parents means trying to enjoy this for the masterpiece that it is and abruptly realizing you haven’t unclenched your neck and shoulders for an hour straight

  • Dune

    Dune

    β˜…β˜…β˜…Β½

    arrival’s little bitchΒ 

    (youtu.be/GZRzFgSI0hA)

  • Stillwater

    Stillwater

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    god i love a good last line

  • MouseHunt

    MouseHunt

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    this fucking movie starts with william hickey being thrown from his coffin into the sewer and ends with the dedication for his actual death

  • Jojo Rabbit

    Jojo Rabbit

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    i like all my movies to make me giggle for two hours and then punch me in the gut with a brass knuckled fist <3

  • And Then There Were None

    And Then There Were None

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    the way they showed what actually happened as they lied??? putting physical haunting elements from the past in their current reality??? the castingβ€”aidan turner as lombard?? the score?? the setting???? the impending sense of doom, even though i knew what was gonna happen????

    miss christie would be proud (also, perfect for a rainy day)

  • A Teacher

    A Teacher

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    mmmm all in all pretty mediocre and messy HOWEVER nick robinson acts like rent is due and made my heart ache + there’s a guy who looks like young jon favreau, if all of that is enough to push you through ten 23 minute episodes i’d recommend!

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

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    joel kinnaman i WILL force everyone i know and their mother to watch The Killing and people WILL talk about you more and you WILL land other mainstream roles besides rick flag (a pretty good fucking role though)

    REALLY hard to believe cruella’s dogs and this masterpiece of special effects technology exist in the same year + finally a DC film that delivers the promised amount of gratuitous violence/gore/general makes-you-want-to-take-a-shower-afterwards mayhem

    (also go watch the harley quinn animated show if you haven’t it fucking slaps)

  • Jungle Cruise

    Jungle Cruise

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    i have my little problems and then i watch my new little emily blunt movie and i feel better

  • Labyrinth

    Labyrinth

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    jennifer connelly regularly making movies again would solve 90% of my problems

  • Gunpowder Milkshake

    Gunpowder Milkshake

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    hot lesbian librarian assassins??????? can i get five more of these little neon bitches