my ultimate guilty pleasure / comfort show gets the "movie adaptation that barely even qualifies as a movie" treatment - a few of the pranks are as stomp-on-the-floor-and-piss-your-jeans funny as any on the show but the scripted scenes that make up the plot verge on the uncomfortable. but i cannot hate these new york goons, and so i absolutely cannot hate this schlock

this could never happen

my family watches Terminator 2 every thanksgiving because we're thankful for Terminator 2

this is the godfather part II of direct-to-dvd disney sequels