the ringing in my ears has lessened, the dust in my brain has settled, and i can now attempt to offer words regarding this, after having seen it weeks ago. spectacles such as this are not new to humanity. they are the reason coliseums were built. since before recorded history we have gathered in droves inside monolithic, crude yet beautiful stone arenas, to watch, with equal parts wide-eyed revulsion and rapturous fascination, the failures of man. man impaled by spear.…
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