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  • Cats

    Cats

    the ringing in my ears has lessened, the dust in my brain has settled, and i can now attempt to offer words regarding this, after having seen it weeks ago. spectacles such as this are not new to humanity. they are the reason coliseums were built. since before recorded history we have gathered in droves inside monolithic, crude yet beautiful stone arenas, to watch, with equal parts wide-eyed revulsion and rapturous fascination, the failures of man. man impaled by spear.…

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  • Impractical Jokers: The Movie

    Impractical Jokers: The Movie

    ★★★

    my ultimate guilty pleasure / comfort show gets the "movie adaptation that barely even qualifies as a movie" treatment - a few of the pranks are as stomp-on-the-floor-and-piss-your-jeans funny as any on the show but the scripted scenes that make up the plot verge on the uncomfortable. but i cannot hate these new york goons, and so i absolutely cannot hate this schlock

  • A Face in the Crowd

    A Face in the Crowd

    ★★★★½

    this could never happen

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