-Jesus Christ. You have really bad music. It’s all greatest hits.

-But they’re the greatest.

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  • Ralph Breaks the Internet

    Ralph Breaks the Internet


    ralph visits and just sees anonymous men yelling at funny women about how they aren’t serious enough about film and also that damn gremlin

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp

    Ant-Man and the Wasp


    me in the theater: any other LOST (2004-2010) fans in here!?!?!? kick his ass kate!!!! we have to go back !!! lmao
    everyone else: shut the fuck up

Recent reviews

  • Lovers Rock

    Lovers Rock


    nights out like this are what lorde wrote melodrama is about

  • Children of Men

    Children of Men


    this shit hits DIFFERENT now huh

Popular reviews

  • Bridget Jones's Diary

    Bridget Jones's Diary


    "The fight scene between Hugh Grant and Colin Firth wasn't choreographed. It was improvised between the actors."

    i can't believe the most iconic fight scene of all time wasn't even choreographed. fuck off david fincher

  • Comet



    sam esmail: hey can you move a little closer to the edge of the shot? yeah a little more. hmmm yeah ok just yeah a bit more
    actor: you can literally only see my left ear
    sam esmail: perfect