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  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread


    In an attempt to not repeat what others have already said about this film, I’m just going to address a minor moment that I haven’t really seen or heard other people talk about. 

    There is a key moment in Boogie Nights where Jack Horner, a porno filmmaker, is informed that he must switch from shooting his movies on film to shooting them on video. Horner responds to the news with anger and the spectator (as well Horner himself) gets the…

  • The Tree of Life

    The Tree of Life


    *extended version*

    "you boys are 'bout all i've done in life otherwise i've drawn zilch... you're all I have. you're all I want to have. my sweet boy."

    First, a few new thoughts about the film as a whole (regardless of the cut):

    Last Sunday, while sitting outside a coffee shop doing homework, I was struck by a little boy. The boy was walking with his mom and sister to the BounceU (a trampoline amusement center) directly next door to…

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  • Tiger


    i was going to write something long about this and tiger and what he means to me... but instead i'll just leave you with a tweet that i agree with 100% from another hero of mine, norm macdonald:
    "golf matters because it is man vs. nature, man vs. man, and man vs. man's self. comedy mostly is a byproduct of groupthink. the greatest creative acts you will ever witness are by tiger woods on a golf course."

  • Lone Wolf and Cub: Baby Cart in the Land of Demons

    Lone Wolf and Cub: Baby Cart in the Land of Demons

    there's a scene in this one where itto ogami watches as his son little daigoro gets flogged by cops for no reason and the master samurai says nothing to make sure his son doesn't fucking snitch. needless to say, young daigoro doesn't say shit.

    this is going to be me as a father.

Popular reviews

  • The Irishman

    The Irishman

    "you don’t know how fast time goes by until you get there."

    there’s a LOT here and i look forward to revisiting it as soon as it drops on netflix. but until then i have one comment.

    de-aged deniro works and here is why: it is a reminder that we are not looking at a depiction of events that have passed but rather a recollection. this is a man’s memory of how he was years ago. it’s impossible to remember…

  • A Serious Man

    A Serious Man

    The Coen brothers' writing process for every single one of their films:

    Joel: Alright Ethan, what are you thinking about for our protagonist?
    Ethan: I got it! Lets make him be a really decent guy...
    Joel: I'm listening!
    Ethan: ... and give him the worst possible luck on the planet!
    Joel: Hmmm. Interesting. Elaborate.
    Ethan: Okay--So this guy is really decent. Moral. Ethical. Nice. The whole shebang. The kind of guy who doesn't really deserve anything bad to happen to…