The Thing

Terrible, horrible piece of shit. Literally just The Thing (1982) but replace good characters with bad ones and replace the good effects with terrible ones. Every moment I was supposed to be scared I was just laughing my ass off at the CGI, It's terrible. I got one scare and that was a cheap jumpscare, just a fake one. You know why I wasn't laughing my ass off that time? BECAUSE IT DIDN'T LOOK SO GOOFY. This is a terrible movie and it didn't need to be made. 1/5