• Love and Monsters

    Love and Monsters

    ★★★★★

    Sequel when??

  • Super Troopers 2

    Super Troopers 2

    ★★★★½

    First of all, I would like to know how this movie only has a 2.6/5? Second of all, I would like to know how this movie only has 35% on rotten tomatoes? Third of all, I wo…. You get what I mean, I don’t get the low ratings. Maybe it's understandable because you just simply have to like the humor, which not everyone does. Other than that maybe because this just isn’t that great of a movie apart from the…

  • The Hunt

    The Hunt

    ★★★

    Pretty good action-horror movie, watched it as a background movie so I might watch it with my full attention soon.

  • Jigsaw

    Jigsaw

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    So much better than Saw II. I like that it's kind of a different Saw movie than all the other sequels (it looks nice, the green color is gone, good twist and an actual interesting story)

    Cons:
    - Ryan is literally Jeff from Saw III
    - the spiral trap looked goofy
    - John's reasoning to put Ryan in the trap was lame
    - a VERY obvious set mistake (flat-screen HD TVs in the beginning/mid 2000s? Even when the games AFTER…

  • Saw II

    Saw II

    Terrible. As someone who likes the Saw franchise, this is just terrible.

    - most traps except for the Venus Fly trap
    - characters
    - enjoyment

    + Tobin Bell is and always will be top tier casting
    + Shawnee Smith was pretty good in it

  • Knives Out

    Knives Out

    ★★★★

    Crazy how there is no bad acting in this

  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat

    ★★★

    *I haven't played any of the games, so I can't say if it's an accurate portrayal of the games*

    Gonna do a pros/cons review, so here we go

    Starting with the cons:
    - the acting ranges from okay to bad
    - TERRIBLE CGI
    - Some of the fights look like dances (not all of them)

    Pros and cons:
    +/- some of the costumes were pretty good
    +/- the villain was fine, over the top but not bad

    Pros:
    + I cared about the characters
    + THE THEME IS AMAZING
    + weirdly entertaining

    6/10, might get it on DVD sometime

  • More Blood, More Heart: The Making of Hobo with a Shotgun

    More Blood, More Heart: The Making of Hobo with a Shotgun

    ★★★★

    Extremely interesting production, would love to see more of Jason. Rest in peace Rutger Hauer.

  • Treevenge

    Treevenge

    ★★★★½

    Best short of all time? maybe.

  • Hobo with a Shotgun

    Hobo with a Shotgun

    ★★★★

    This hero is going to deliver justice, one shell at a time.

    My favorite fake Grindhouse trailer, the feature-length is really fun too.

  • Bio-Cop

    Bio-Cop

    ★★★★

    So you're the new guy, huh?
    *Weird vomiting noises*
    Shut the fuck up!

    This kind of has the same vibe as Hobo With A Shotgun (2011), AKA a weird-ass, cheap, 1960s vibe. I hope this will get made into a feature-length movie one day.

  • Hostel

    Hostel

    absolutely terrible in every single possible way, 1 star for the effects because they are pretty good.