Favorite films

  • Out of the Blue
  • Modern Romance
  • Close-Up
  • Out of the Past

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  • Flesh and the Devil

  • Safety Last!

  • High and Dizzy

  • Casino

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  • Road Trip

    Road Trip

    Stacked cast.

  • Heart

    Heart

    “…so I used me lips.”

    Laughably bad when watching it but somehow has stuck in my thoughts so much I think it’s ended up being one of the more harrowing viewing experiences I’ve had recently. It’s on YouTube if you fancy a window into Yuppie Blairite grotesquerie.

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  • Miami Vice

    Miami Vice

    This feels likes it’s about 5 minutes long (a good thing) but I could absolutely watch 5 hours of Colin Farrell and Gong Li hanging out - that speedboat scene was spectacular!

    Obsessed with the way this drops you straight into the action from the get-go. It feels like no movie opening in cinema history. 

    Is this movie supposed to be bad? It’s quite lowly rated overall on here. I thought it was great.

  • The Last American Virgin

    The Last American Virgin

    The ultimate Chad/Virgin movie.

    Nonstop outfit porn, truly bizarre representation of LA and a soundtrack that somehow managed to be both all killer and all filler.

    A must see!