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  • Rocky IV
  • Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
  • Ginger Snaps
  • Inception

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  • Underwater

    ★★

  • The Rescue

    ★★★★

  • Swan Song

    ★★★★★

  • Pleasure

    ★★½

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  • Underwater

    Underwater

    Underwater is an underwater Alien ripoff without a first act. No matter what cool visuals and bitchin' dialogue it tries to throw at you, the fact is that it quite literally begins with an explosion and catastrophe and goes from there, and no matter what happens I never cared about the "characters". There really isn't much more to it than that - except for some Lovecraftian level monsters and at times striking photography, pretty much completely pointless.

  • The Rescue

    The Rescue

    ★★★★

    This two hour documentary film is about the 2018 Thailand cave diving operation to rescue a young football team and their coach already trapped in a cave system for days as a monsoon threatened to drown them at any moment.

    Insightful with really great interviews and well made recreations. It's a little bit "lovey dovey" at times (surprised this hasn't already been adapted as a film), but still well worth watching. It was one hell of a gamble of a…

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  • The Terminator

    The Terminator

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    50 fucking stars. A hundred. The Terminator is, was, and always has been one of the greatest science-fiction action thrillers ever made.

    Let me kick it off with a story or two. The first time I ever saw this movie, I would've been about 6 or 7 years old. I was staying with my dad (a shady character) and older brother in a hotel room downtown. We were all eagerly looking forward to the movie, even though my parents had…

  • Atlantis: The Lost Empire

    Atlantis: The Lost Empire

    ★★★★★

    "But, hey, you know, that's what this is all about, right? I mean, discovery, teamwork, adventure. Unless, maybe, you're just in it for the money."
    "Money."
    "Money."
    "Money."
    "Money."
    "I'm gonna say... money."
    "Well, I guess I set myself up for that one."

    "I got your four basic food groups! Beans, bacon, whisky and lard."

    I would've never expected that after enduring what is possibly Disney's very worst film (The Emperor's New Groove), I'd come across one of their very…