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  • Paddington 3

    Paddington 3

    Can't wait to see the greatest sequel of a sequel of all time.

  • Alien Resurrection

    Alien Resurrection

    Absolutely dire. Bar a few nice bits of gore, every single aspect of this film is appalling. The film looks SO bad, the score is bland, the characters are bland, I don't understand the Ripley clone like was she on the side of the Aliens or not I have absolutely no clue? The writing is awful, the god damn new species of Alien is irredeemably awful.

    "She's too humane to be human"

    Nobody involved in the making of this film is humane, due to the savage butchery of this franchise.