Why didn’t anyone wish for a shorter runtime?
For the sake of science, I am going to take the most liked review of this movie, Google Translate it into Japanese, then Google Translate it back into English. Let's see what happens.
Original review by Lisa Bettany: "Who doesn't love a movie that starts on Scarlett Johansson's bum?"
Lisa Bettany's review Lost in Translation: "Who starts in the ass of Scarlett Johansson, you do not love movies?"