justmiaslife ★½ 1
the premise sounded so interesting but i hated everything about this movie.
Jonathan Hatting ★★½
I had heard that The Cabin in the Woods were a different kind of horror film, but never knew how different. I somehow loved the concept, but ended up more…
i get the commentary on horror movies but idk just not for me i guess
Peak of comedy
i wish i could make a bad, vaguely self-aware film and then call it "an affectionate parody"
also this isn't supposed to feel like scooby-doo 2: monsters unleashed (2004) is…
In 2021 vision this movie doesn’t seem nearly as smart as people claim it is.
Jigsaw would be disappointed.
Edited on Mar 6 to include my roommate Russell’s opinion that…
Starchasing ★★ 1
What the hell did I just watch? This may the most bizarre movie I’ve ever seen. The title totally throws you a curve ball and makes you think you’re going…
Not Anna Faris ★★★★½ 9
Now I lay me down to sleep. Pray Shai-Hulud my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake.Pray Shai-Hulud my soul to...rest for eternity on Oscar Isaac's…
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