Favorite films

  • House of Wax
  • Benny & Joon
  • Little Shop of Horrors
  • Breakfast on Pluto

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  • Scream

    ★★★★★

  • What We Do in the Shadows

    ★★★★★

  • Secret Window

    ★★★★

  • Little Shop of Horrors

    ★★★★★

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  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★★

    i think it’s concerning that i’ve seen this so many times i can put it on at 1am as a backround movie

  • What We Do in the Shadows

    What We Do in the Shadows

    ★★★★★

    i definitely prefer the show (mainly because matt berry and harvey guillén are the hottest men i have ever layed eyes upon), but the movie is still one of my favorite comedies ever

    also deacon’s knitting hobby is the cutest thing ever

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  • Halloween Ends

    Halloween Ends

    bruh this plot summary cant be real…


    edit: oh thank god they changed it


    edit: ITS BACK AND ITS FUCKING WORSE


    edit: its gone again…?


    edit: okay there’s a description again and it finally makes sense and doesn’t mention a 5 year time skip or covid


    edit: the poster changed and now there’s a 4 year time skip again i hate this

  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    what i liked:
    -BILLY
    -FUCKING DEAD MEAT CAMEO
    -LESBIAN WHO DOESNT DIE
    -“i’m in the middle of fan-fucking-fiction”
    -“i’m sidney fucking prescott. of course i have a gun.”
    -mindy!


    what i didn’t like:
    -killer reveal was underwhelming as fuck
    -“how could fandom be toxic?”
    -dewey kinda died for nothing
    -judy died for absolutely no fucking reason
    -STU DID NOT COME BACK WHEN DEWEY LITERALLY SAID “the killer isn’t dead until you shoot them in the head” STU WAS NOT SHOT…