New Orleans, cinema, 11th Ward, strange texts, obscenities, and the entire human comedy thing.

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  • Casino Royale

    Casino Royale


    20 mins too long etc but features primo action editing by Stuart Baird

  • Police Story

    Police Story


    The credits are more entertaining than most other whole movies.

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  • A Summer's Tale

    A Summer's Tale


    The best film of 2014 was made in '96. Eat it haters.

  • Locke



    My grievances against LOCKE:

    - Tom Hardy's accent
    - Visually uninteresting (superimposing images of traffic over Mr. Hardy is lazy filmmaking)
    - Ivan Locke's strange affirmations to himself that he's going to fix everything.
    - That it seems like an overlong BMW commercial that's not directed by John Woo and doesn't feature Gary Oldman as the Devil
    - All of the fucking details about concrete.