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  • Charlie Brooker's Antiviral Wipe

    Charlie Brooker's Antiviral Wipe

    A question to answer in 2021: Would Oscar Wilde hate this guy?
    (note to self)

  • First Cow

    First Cow

    The Post-Parasite Capitalist Analogy & Historical New Male Modernism of the year. Maybe the clearest stated of any Kelly Reichardt film ever, 10 years after the clever idea of Meek getting C*toff was nested under stone faced, slow-burnt hysterics (that film was about a group of white travelers getting lost and confused within their time & genre. Her tender, textured images accompanied by a chillingly immersive sound design. If the recent trend of obvious Western guilt pictures were my thing, I'd say that this was almost great, unexpectedly humorous, more intriguing than others.

Popular reviews

  • Disaster Movie

    Disaster Movie


    This feels like a movie from The Asylum.....in a god-awful way.

    The production value is disgusting to look at.

    The special effects are piss-poor.

    The acting is piss-poor.

    The costume designs are terrible.

    Everything about this movie is terrible!

    Can someone please lobotomize these filmmakers?

  • Sex Tape

    Sex Tape


    I thought that "The Cloud" had a privacy policy, you know, to avoid the stupid shit that occurs in this movie; just a suggestion, writers.
    Not only is Sex Tape the worst Apple commercial ever, but it is also one of the worst movies of the year. It is truly a cynical and idiotic exercise.

    In this deeply tedious picture, Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel get off their lazy, rich asses and fail to resurrect their sex life as their…