Sufjan Stevens

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  • Norm of the North

    Norm of the North

    I was watching Frederico Fellini's masterful 8 1/2 the other day. It's a film that despite my appreciation of, I've never quite cracked. The mise en scene is some of the best to have ever graced the screen, but the material is so ephemeral. It's like grasping at beautiful smoke drifting away from you. The harder you grab and more desperately you search, the less you find.

    Norm of the North is a similar type of marvel, where pictures and…

  • The Last: Naruto the Movie

    The Last: Naruto the Movie

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I waited 2 hours, 2 FUCKING HOURS, FOR NARUTO AND HINATA TO JUST FUCKING KISS? IM SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS GROWN UP NARUTO, NOT FUCKING KIDDIE NARUTO FOR STUPID LITTLE BABIES.

    I WANNA SEE NARUTO EATING HER PUSSY LIKE HE REALLY LOVES HER, AND THE TWO JUST SLAMMING INTO EACH OTHER LIKE FUCKING MEAT SLABS. SOMEONE LINK ME TO THE UNCUT VERSION OF THIS MOVIE WHERE SOMEONE CUMS ON SOMEONE ELSES FACE TO THE NARUTO THEME.

    pretty cute though.