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  • Galaxy of Terror

    Galaxy of Terror


    shite alien ripoff with awkward as fuck performances, a synth-based soundtrack that sounds like it was done by somebody who hates synthesisers with a passion, and a lazy death by sexual assault scene. absolute waste of laura palmer’s mum and freddy krueger

  • Dracula



    this film has NO right being as horny as it is but i can see why my friends like it

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  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse


    I spilled baked beans all over myself while watching this film in theatres and Willem Dafoe shouted “THIS WICKIE’S SPILLIN’ BEANS” and everyone laughed

  • Mo' Better Blues

    Mo' Better Blues


    Spike Lee gets decked and makes the roblox death sound at 1:33:42 why did he do that

    anyway this was the last film I watched in 2020. I enjoyed it but for the most part I really do prefer Do The Right Thing