• Being John Malkovich

    Being John Malkovich

    ★★★★

    This entire movie is a giant trip but somehow Malkovich inside of Malkovich is the most relatable 40 seconds of film I have ever seen.

  • Tully

    Tully

    ★★★★

    A movie that proves once and for all that Carly Rae Jepsen unites us all.

    This was also a really beautiful portrayal of maternal mental illness and Charlize Theron was fantastic.

  • Source Code

    Source Code

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "Do you even know quantum mechanics or parabolic calculus???"

    The plot didn't make any sense. The twitchy, dead, half-body of Jake Gyllenhaal freaked me out. And indeed, I do not understand quantum mechanics.

    It was still a fun movie though and I would (probably) watch it again.

  • Troy

    Troy

    ★★★

    Brad Pitt in a skirt is (quite literally) my Achilles heel

  • Frankenstein's Monster's Monster, Frankenstein

    Frankenstein's Monster's Monster, Frankenstein

    ★★★

    “And that’s how I got into Juilliard!”

    Thought this would be a fun 30 min short but it took me 2.5 watches to make sense of anything. Anyways, an hour and a half later and I think I can get behind this absurdist treasure of a film.