Favorite films

Recent activity

• 

  ★★★

• 

  ★★★½

• 

  ★★

• 

  ★★★★½

Pinned reviews

• 

  ChromiumBlue.com 2002

  ★★★★★ Watched by PRIME 💖 06 Aug 2020 2

  “How splendicious!” - Vivian Vadim (Erica Prior)

  An exhaustive distillation of the early aughts CD-ROM disk mag aesthetic, complete with artist and song credits that fade up in the lower left of the screen. An ode to commercialism. A blatant, self-referential ‘sex sells’ advertisement.

  Also: impromptu cage fights; sassy lesbian limo drivers; yacht parties; vicarious arousal by way of online portals; a snobby burger fetishist; a fashion first approach to filmmaking; a frankly abnormal amount of rabbits, for some reason; precognition, but limited to bedroom ventures; moped jewel thieves; and so, so, so much more.

• 

  Hollywood 90028 1973

  ★★★★★ Watched by PRIME 💖 31 Dec 2014

  Michelle: "Do you live alone?"
  Mark: "Everybody lives alone."

  Quite possibly the greatest, least discussed, and nearly forgotten film about Los Angeles and its beautifully, tragically endemic culture of twenty-somethings who have abandoned family, friends, and the comforts of home in pursuit of big city dreams. It is a reality that everybody secretly recognizes, but that few would ever openly admit to one another. Life in LA is frequently difficult, at times it is utterly unmanageable, and by default requires…

Recent reviews

• 

  Belle 2021

  ★★★ Watched by PRIME 💖 18 Jan 2022

  You Won’t Believe Who and / or What The Real Beast Is... [ CLICK HERE NOW TO FIND OUT ! ]

  So, the guy who made that werewolf sex movie *almost* remade it, but instead about an angry bipedal warthog. And it takes place in a virtual space. Wasn’t quite prepared for the hard left turn that this takes near the end and honestly it feels like very few of the threads introduced in this movie really satisfyingly resolve. When you…

• 

  Demon City Shinjuku 1988

  ★★★½ Watched by PRIME 💖 16 Jan 2022

  “Thanks, Dad.”

  Ready your pee-pee laser, it’s Demon City.

  You can’t reason with demons, but a bit of kindness bequeaths peace to restless souls. 

  Vash The Stampede and Vincent Valentine owe this movie a heaping debt of gratitude. #IYKYK

Popular reviews

• 

  The Fiancés of Macdonald Bridge 1961

  ★★★★★ Watched by PRIME 💖 07 Dec 2013

  A petite film that proves Godard's sunglasses are the root of all his darkness.

• 

  The Punisher 1989

  ★★★★★ Watched by PRIME 💖 01 Aug 2013 9

  Forget PUNISHER: WAR ZONE. Goldblatt made an 80s action masterpiece.

  10 reasons why you should stop everything and watch THE PUNISHER now:

  1. Dolph Lundgren (!) as Frank Castle / The Punisher.
  2. Jeroen Krabbe (!) as the new don of the Italian mafia.
  3. Explosions. Lots of 'em. Explosions within explosions.
  4. Scuba-Ninjas. Yes, you read that correctly. Certified!
  5. A deadly woman who crucifies a man with her earrings.
  6. A vision of Castle as a broken, fragile,…