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  • Chicken Run

    Chicken Run

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Are we just not gonna talk about the fact that Mr. Tweedy murdered his wife

  • Taxi Driver

    Taxi Driver

    ★★★½

    The first 40 and last 30 minutes are pretty much perfect, but for some reason those middle 40 minutes, in-between the cab ride with Scorsese and the scene where Travis talks to Iris, feel incredibly dull and aimless and I can't figure out why. I'm glad nobody else seems to have this problem at least

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  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★★★★½

    The best live-action Shark Tale remake I could ask for

  • Artemis Fowl

    Artemis Fowl

    ½

    The most insulting adaptation since The Last Airbender. An absolutely worthless piece of dogshit that sucks every compelling element out of an incredible book series and deforms it into an unrecognizable pulp. Every character is uninteresting, every directorial choice is incomprehensible, every scene is indescribably awful in its own unique way. Avoid this movie at all costs, especially if you have even the slightest attachment to the original source material.