James (Schaffrillas)

James (Schaffrillas)


I talk about the giant shiny coconut crab from Moana for a living

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  • Ace Attorney

    Ace Attorney


    While extremely faithful to the original game in terms of its tone, look, and storyline, I feel like the most of the game's character work was lost in translation. The condensed time spent with these characters means the loss of some great character arcs for Phoenix, Maya, Edgeworth, and Gumshoe. I feel like I barely know who these people are, since the plot is always the focal point of the film and there's little time to breathe.

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  • The Muppets

    The Muppets


    I threw up a little when I saw the Cars 2 billboard

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